*THIS POST IS MEANT TO BE PUBLISHED 30 JAN 2011*
OKAY OKAY OKAY ! Sports Day is now officially over ! I wanna say sorry to people who were expecting a blog post on Thursday BUT something came up and my morale was EXTREMELY LOW ! !! Once again, GOMENASAI ! I had to rush to my AUnt's house on Wednesday night to borrow her camera. Thanks you (to her) !
On Thursday morning, arrived at school early at 6am to accompany (as ketua) the kids (ya that's what I call them) to school. We gather at Blok A and was having fun snapping photos with everyone but then suddenly Cikgu Frankie came and scold us saying "Wei, you don't wanna go stadium ah?" So ya, we missed the bus (what the hell ? They don't know how to wait ?) and had to wait for one that Cikgu Frankie called specially for us and we were WAITING until like 7.30 THEN it arrived. Still had fun :) The bus ALL FOR US (about 20 people). We were jumping around and screaming in the bus ! Got there at about 8am. They already took attendance so I had to submit a name list of the students who were "late" to Cikgu Firdaus :( Hope nothing serious happens ! Had multiple practice sessions ! They were all relatively short because we ALWAYS had interference ! Name a few ? Sure !
- Stomach Ache (random eating habits)
- IT'S RAINING (So I'm SINGINGGGG in the rain)
- OMGWTF, the form 1s have to go practice their dance performance. WTF ?
- It's TIME FOR RAPTAI ALREADY !!!! Everyone get ready !
- Oh no. Somebody isn't here yet ?!
And plenty more ! You'll die of boredom if you hear me say it ALL... Anyways, we had 2 non-stop raptais. The first one was premature then we had a serious one but then suddenly, IT RAINED !!! WTF ? Thanks goodness the school officials were in a good mood or we would've had the raptai in THE RAIN ! Weeee...NOT. After we ALL RETREAT, the rain stopped. WTF ? I know right ? I thought it was ANOTHER (ughhh) raptai, but it was the Form 1's turn to do their dance rehersal ! OMG, it looked so boring. The music sounds outdated and their dance moves, are actually warm up moves you do during PJK classes ! *facepalm* Then suddenly WAKA WAKA !1! AHHHH..Super sexy dance ! *faints* Awesome thing is that we can see the Green Team (yeah, it's a all colors in one dance) perfectly ! And guess who's standing in the front...HARRY POTTER !!! AND LIYANAAAA !!! (This is where the Harry Potter and Liyana relationship starts popping up in my brain) Harry Potter was dancing PRETTY SERIOUSLY ! I could tell. I mean seriously, it was so obvious in that shake your butt move. He was like SHAKING SO HARD !!! (Seriously)... And when we thought it was all over. Suddenly, it was JB's Baby. *and the crowd rejoiced* OMG OMG OMG (more butt shaking) (no, I'm not being perverted)...
I actually disliked JB because my first impression of his songs (Baby) was that he's a girl (I actually thought that for at least 2 weeks) then I fell for his girly voice again (Eenie Minie) which shocked me quite a LOT because it REALLY DID sound like a girl ! But now, after seeing some cute (HARRY POTTER!) dance moves (and some butt shaking)..I guess it couldn't be that bad (MAN UP JB!)
Moving on, the day was over. Time to go home. As always, I'll be escorting some of the kids back to the school ! BUTTTTT I wanted everyone to settle down so we don't get seperated and stuff but by the time we set off to the bus (no fixed one, you just get on anyone you find), they're all FULL !!! OK morning, miss. Evening, miss TOO ? Are you kidding me ? Of course not, I'm kidding myself...Thank goodness, we've managed to board a bus although it's a bit stuffy and some yellow team guys at the back kept on screaming, I feel like pushing them out the window (With Form 1, I can do ANYTHING :P) TYY and some blue teams were also on the bus together with 3 to 4 red teams, my Form 1 cousin was one of them ! Avoided casual conversation though...I wore my cap but I guess he already found out it was me.
Guess what ? Edward said he's sick ! HUH ? We get sick by being in a raining raptai but you get one by standing under a roof watching us while laughing and having ice cream ? Nevermind. I just have a SLIGHT fever, but when I went to tuition my heart was completely TORN DOWN ! OK I don't blame the people at tuition for saying that *&^%%( team are gonna win but I just feel disappointed that even someone from Green are not putting faith into their own team. She (yes, SHE) was being extremely hypocritical ! NOW THAT ME WANNA SLAP...Lolz, ran outside and called Audrey who told me she's losing her voice after screaming and cheering for Harry Potter sexy dance...I REALLY started to panic. I only slept at 12 something 'cuz I was busy making sure we had sufficient guns, belts and yoyo cups !
Then I had to wake up at 5am to get ready at school. Unlike Thursday, when I got there at 6am. It was empty, just Siaw and Audrey ! I wonder what happened to them...On Thursday, everyone was already at school. But yeah, they arrived by 6.30 except Sze Vei and Jac. So I had to (as ketua !) wait for them while the rest of them left. Felt abandoned. LOL, called Jac and her family said she's going directly to the stadium. Then I felt sick of waiting for Sze Vei, 'cuz I know she ain't the kind of person to be late ! (I was right, she went to the stadium with her own car)...Followed Cikgu Rosie's car. Was scary when every green house teacher keeps telling the ketua "Today's perbarisan will be up to you guys. GOOD LUCK" Owh, scary ! I mean what if we lose (imagine how Cikgu Claire will take out a rifle from her purse and shoot US)...I MADE it just in time to take attendance and then the FULL RAPTAI ! Super secret guest appearance by Xiao Qian! WOW, didn't see THAT coming (she's gonna kill me for turning the team into a garbage dump)...But after our final raptai she was like "It's SLIGHTLY better than what I'd imagined it to be :)" NOT GOOD NEWS, I told her we sucked the night before so that means her expectations were probably next to 0. Then we had this HUGE problem. Well, Form 1's problem anyways...After perbarisan raptai it's about 9am then 10am they have dance practice then they have to get dressed already ! 2pm is the REAL perbarisan and then after that, it's DANCE DANCE REVO...errrr DANCE PERFORMANCE ! I really hope they won't be too fatigued !
All in all, we made it...The costumes looked cute at the very least ! Azera's clothes were HOT (well kinda) and we all looked like clowns/frogs/babies/intergalactic invaders ! I look stupid..LOLZ seriously (TK have you eaten your porridge yet ? LOL ?) The dress up session was totally a mess, I just HOPE I didn't lose any pants that I borrowed (Which I think I did)...I just hope the school sells those pants ! This is kinda irresponsible of me, don't you think ? YES ! The belts too ! Some people didn't claim their belt, some didn't this and some didn't that ! ARGH It's annoying but I still have to deal with it....And give them a cash refund if they lost their pants or belt ! Thank Goodness I have the RM15 collected from everyone in perbarisan...Teacher said we only spent RM300 but I already have about RM400++ YAY...No stealing OK? Then last minute, Sharif said he needs to go pray at a mosque far away and Ketty wants to join not to mention Tze Hau said he wants to quit 'cuz Ketty tortured him (for REAL)... This is all such a mess and Audrey's voice is still unstable ? Wanted to practice but then Teacher Claire was in berserk mode so NOO... Then everyone was hungry so teacher had to belanja (temporarily) us burgers (I really hope it's permanent, 'cuz I need the money to buy pants and belts !!!) And then SHOW TIME !!!
Nervous, VERY NERVOUS...I was holding the flag at the front so all I can hope to do is WISH THAT THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME SHUT THEIR MOUTHS ! Oh yeah ! It was TOTALLY raining, and only our team's flag is CHEAPLY made..The rain water made the golden swirls come off and also the paint is starting to come off (unlike other teams, especially red team, 'cuz they're next to me) IT'S LIKE KERORO IS GETTING A NOSE BLEED WTH !!! Not only that, but the wind from the rain kinda messed up my flag. It was all rolled up ! I wanted to secretly roll it back but it was completely messed up even I can't tell which way to roll !!! T.T OK, maybe that was my mistake. Then Audrey claimed she screwed up when she asked us to hentak kaki too fast. But actually, I think (not trying to blame) it was Azera's fault because she couldn't hear Audrey's orders and continued walking. We all stopped walking so it was quite an obvious flaw. (No Azera, am not blaming you) and then Ketty ALSO claims that despite teaching and scolding them so much, she actually did the MOST mistakes. Ketty I hope you learned your lesson: Getting 1st place isn't everything and you shouldn't be over confident with yourself...When I was running to the olahraga, my GUN fell off and got picked up by Cikgu Gregory's son (he has 2 guns now. Don't know who dropped the other one) WTH GIVE THEM BACK !!!
When we were done, Xin Si and the rest went to congratz us 'cuz we were awesome :) Next it was time for the DANCE PERFORMANCE by the Form 1, had a good time...Then they announced the placings for KKHS SPORTS DAY 2011 !!! I WANNA SLAP THE JUDGES WHEN THEY SAY YELLOW TEAM WON. That was shocking, personally, I thought blue or purple would've won 1st (or maybe even us) but many people says they have a pretty queen on their team...Not to mention Azera keeps stressing about her outfit being not pretty (don't worry, you look FINE. And you don't have to look Chinese to be pretty)...That less-than-5-minute appearance of the Empress was TOTALLY against the rules !!! I mean, it's perbarisan, NOT CHEER LEADING. Everything has to be done in sync with your marching as in you can't just friggin carry a cart into the event and then suddenly push out a princess and score extra points. But creativity takes up 30%, perbarisan 40% so it's crucial (the judges are totally bias about this)...It would've been a great if she was sepanduk holder but seriously ? You just march into the scene and the teachers didn't do what they do best ? STOP THEM ! (No insults to the actual person, I just think it's quite a half baked ideal)...
OK Enough negative thoughts, now for the aftermath it was OK, cuz WE GOT SECOND FRIGGIN PLACCCEEEEE (perbarisan and KESELURUHAN !!!) We could've won the Olahraga and Keseluruhan but some issues came up (TEACHERS ARE IDIOTS) about this student who had a mistake with his age so they disqualified him and confiscated ALL the medals he won (3 friggin' medals. WTF ?) NOW you know why we always drop to 2nd place at Day 2. Confiscation and disqualifications are both so unfair. If he's against the BIG BOYS, let him keep him. I mean he did proof that he was tougher...PREJUDICE ! Second is already quite a luxury, it means above average. It felt even better when they added Purple and Orange into the mix so now instead of only 1 house losing (not in first to third) ! Sure we need to look forward and strive for the best, but can't you guys just be satisfied and grateful with what you guys have now. Imagine all the other teams who worked hard but got last place (cold treatment)...
Now it's time for the sappy sappy moment ! This one month was AWESOME. Teaching you guys was an honour. IT truly IS, because it's my first and last time teaching a bunch of energetic (boys) and promising (girls) bunch of students. And it's the first time anyone called me KOR on their own accord ! And let me just say, we might not have number 1 in perbarisan but we got number 1 in something else. UNITY ! (cheesy word but I couldn't find another cooler one) That's right ! I doubt (no offense!) other teams have established a bond as deep as ours ! Seriously, you guys are like family to me. Even if it caused a-never-ending-strain-of-painful-scabs-and-scars-growing-around-my-body-now-that-I-fear-is-Herpes ! (GAWD IT HURTS!) But you know what they say, you always hurt the ones you love (YAY I LOVE MYSELF)...I hope we continue to bond even after Sports Day, and I hope I've given them a reason to come back next year ! To continue our ongoing assault and friendship, we've made a facebook group exclusive to US ! not to mention the massive batch of photos and commenting will keep us busy :) Last but not least, the sincerity of everyone's feelings (I'm not lying, look at Joel's note :P) ! Below are a few links to the albums of this year's Sports Day ! Hope you enjoy :)
Now it's time for some videos ! And by videos, I mean you Audrey ! I got 2 vids for you ! The first one, well. You'll know what I'm thinking about after watching it ! The second one, well you'll also know what I'm talking about. THe second video is fan dubbed 'cuz I couldn't find a subbed one. But it sounds really professional of course ! Enjoy !
Photos time, super sentimental value moment ! Do note, I did some mass uploading so the photos might be mashed up ! SOWI !!
Franson, Hui Ping and a random stranger ~~
Harry Potter (out of TOPIC) looks so cute !!! AHHHH
Hey, that's me, we look like evil droids !
Typical practice day !
Frontal View of us !
Me+Audrey+JiaHou !
Brandon's shoes after Day 1
Purple Team's Theme, the invisible cat from Alice in Wonderland ~
Franson molesting my bag o.0
Me, Audrey and Vyonne
Azera (I took extra special care in staying away from her)
DON'T MESS WITH THE TAIL :P
Full raptai, we still look awesome without our costumes !
Franson wearing the pretty princess crown
Liyana being shy (I like how the camera captured her hair)
Last minute unofficial practice...READY FOR COMBAT !
Horrrible MUD ! Why couldn't this happen last year...
My new awesome profile picture !
SHYT ! You can tell my flag is either ruined or hopeless...
Shue Yin finally won perbarisan after 6 years ! (Ironically, I heard she didn't do much this year)
Exit the stage ! Dramatic a bit...
Audrey being strict, Me being cute and Xin Si being background...
After the battle (We're ALL tired)...
People think I have down syndrome...
And now I have strangler's syndrome...
Yang Yang, doing his one of a kind smile...Great ! Now I'll never be able to get THAT face out of my system...
Is this a double from just now ???
Like I said, we're GONNA save the world...
BLAME THE PAINT !!!!
Yes, THAT Paint..
Audrey goes GAGA for us :)
The babysitters...
Endless Practice Sessions !
We're gonna lose !!! (that's what I thought)
I was bored ! OK ?
Jeremy, I look like a nerd...
What's this ? Some kinda sexy angel deity thing ?
It's fun being the center of attention...
Almost aerial view of us. Why does the back look slightly crooked...
Me and my super awesome pose !
Group PHOTO ! This is gonna last foreveer (but KETTY stole my gun T.T)
That's me, this is raptai so everything (my flag) goes perfectly smooth...
Audrey's also GAGA for these 2, MOSTLY...
This guy suddenly made lots of girls go GAGA...
Responsible Audrey
Responsible Audrey being corrupted by Yellow Page...
This is me before being strangled against my will...
Waiting for the bus after missing it (more than 4 times :P)
Still waiting !
Craazy Monkey in an empty BUS !
2 crazy monkeys !
It was FUN (and annoying)
The girls ! (Nuff said LOL)
The boys (AHHH HARRY POTTER)
JEremy and Brandon(guai zai of green team)
Yellow Pages of Green Team
Siaw totally fell for them..
MORE GIRLS (the good girls)
The bad (well left) girl and Jac (the twin)
Who is this again ?
Baka !!!
Baka and Tze Hau
Terrence ! LZ (Liang Zai) but LZ (Lazy)
Audrey actually went GAGA on him
Totally...
Gevon, the ....ummm can't say black or that'll be racist...
More terrence...
But we ALL know I look MUCH better :)
Empty, all TO US !
This is what we do when we're bored !
Stilll boreddd...
Me moving my butt around...
EVERYONE is bored...how bout practice ? NOOOOOO
How bout now ? NOOOOOOO
It's not what you think...
OH YEAH (LOL)
Xin Si and Harry Potter, much anticipated (by Xin Si only)
Xin Si like Harry Potter bar at 100%
OVERLOAD!!!!
Cooled Down...
Let's try something different...
Somehow toy sellers know exactly WHEN are we bored and are willing to waste our money on one time toys...
See what I mean...
HIGHLY ANTICIPATED (by Audrey anyways)
Still wasting money, but good photo :)
3 is a crowd, 5 is a massacre
SENAMROBIK !!! (Dance!!!)
Zoom out version !
That's right, they're all looking at kids dancing Justin Bieber...
Because the school never let US do it
Then they form a star shape, green is facing us !!!
Azera is helping the yellows ?!
Still, don't get the wrong idea !
My mother in law ???
